Which fish go to heaven when they die?…
Angelfish
What TV game show do fish like best?…
Name that tuna
Where do fish wash?…
In a river basin
What part of a fish weighs the most?…
It’s scales
Why is a fish easy to weigh?…
Because it has its own scales
What’s the difference between a newspaper and a TV set?…
You can’t wrap your fish and chips in a TV set
What do naked fish play with?…
Bare-a-cudas
Why are fish more clever than humans?…
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?…
He called the piano tuna
What day of the week do fish hate?…
Frydays
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?…
A beer-a-cuda
Why do penguins eat fish?…
Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
Where do some of the parts for a fish come from?…
Finland
Why did the dog jump into the sea?…
He wanted to chase the catfish
Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?…
If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot
Why are fish so gullible?…
They fall for things hook, line and sinker
How do you communicate with a fish?…
You drop it a line
What’s the best way to catch a fish?…
Have someone throw it at you.
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant…
Four fish got battered
